2001: Alan Partridge vs. Tony Maloney
[we're in an inner city boxing club, ALAN stands with TONY MALONEY, the club's proprietor, behind them, two men are sparring in a boxing ring while others watch from the sides] ALAN This is Tony Maloney. TONY MALONEY Tony Maloney. ALAN Tony Maloney, who runs the gym here. Tony Maloney, stole a pony. [TONY shoots ALAN an aggressive glance] ALAN Sorry, just having a bit of fun with your name. Anyway, Tony, you're the chap that runs t'violent establishment, tell us a bit about what's going on here. TONY Well, this is an amateur boxing gym, Andrew, and what we do is we... ALAN [interjecting] It's Alan. Alan. TONY We're boxing... We're box... What? ALAN It's just Alan. Alan's my name. TONY We're boxing tonight for Comic Relief, we're doing a 24-hour sparring session. The lads are doing relays, as you can see. And boxing behind me, Stuart and Craig are doing a bit, you know, and it's just trying to raise money. These lads, I mean, t
