S04E03: Crisis Management
Right, focus. This is one Samsonite wheeled rucksack containing a rapid response escape kit comprising cotton briefs, five of; hiking socks, ten of; two pairs of strong trousers; three polo shirts; one NatWest Bank baseball cap, plus Aviator sunglasses to obscure the face, a wallet containing £500 in cash, a Sketchers sports shoe, two of; one map of the United Kingdom, one AA hotel guide 2022; and a 2003 Nokia phone. Also in there, a tuck-box laden with enough rations for two people for one day, or one person for two days, or four people for half a day, or Nick Ferrari, between meals. Strange name, because quick he ain't. In it are two tangerines, two mini packs of Mini Cheddars, four Pepperamis, two Blue Ribbon wafers, two packets of cereal, a Frostie / Sugar Puff mix in both, lots of sugar and carbs, high-end crisp bag, family size, Sweet Chilli Pepper and Barbecue, one of each, Honey Roast Crunch, two bags of sugary snacks, Revels, Maltesers, tin of nuts, tin of nuts, two tracke...